Courtyard Garden
Iron and board
Linen and towels
Pub within a 5 minute walk
Coastal
Close to shopsThese are experiences you can add at the point of booking, or contact Keepers Cottages to arrange for your stay.
Deal, Kent
Tell-Tale Cottage
Named after the fabric threads that help sailors to trim their sails, Tell-Tale Cottage is a charming holiday home located in the heart of the conservation area of the Georgian town of Deal. The entire ground floor is an open space, perfect for families and friends to socialise, and there is a small, but sunny courtyard through French doors to the rear. Upstairs are two cosy bedrooms and a bathroom with a bath and overhead shower. The cottage is a few yards from both the buzzing high street with its delis, boutique shops and cafes, and also a few yards from the main promenade and long pebble beach. Take some time to wander the interesting streets of Deal, a town steeped in Maritime history. Once a bustling location for smugglers and boatmen, there is plenty to explore. For guests who like country walks and historic sites, there’s plenty of choice nearby, including both Deal and Walmer castles, and a fabulous coastal walk to Kingsdown where you can enjoy a bite to eat at The Zetland Arms - a pub on the beach overlooking the White Cliffs of Dover. Golfers are spoilt for choice with the local clubs of Royal Cinque Ports and Walmer & Kingsdown golf clubs. The championship courses of Royal St George’s, and Princes are just a short drive away. Tell-Tale Cottage really does have everything you will need for a wonderful coastal holiday or short break in Deal.
Facilities
Pets Allowed
Wifi
Children Welcome
TV
Microwave
Fridge
Freezer
Washing Machine
Hair Dryer
Dishwasher
Travel Cot available on request
High Chair available on requestProperty Details
Open plan sitting room/ dining room / kitchen
Sitting area
with large sofa, armchair, Smart TV
Dining area
with table and chairs
Kitchen
with gas hob and electric oven, fridge/freezer, microwave, Lavazza coffee machine, dishwasher, washing machine, French doors to the courtyard
Bedroom
sleps 2, Double bed, bedside tables and lamps, hanging rail, chest with shelves for storage
Bedroom
sleps 1, Single bed, bedside table and lamp, wooden trunk for storage
Bathroom
with bath and overhead shower, basin and wc
Small courtyard garden with table and chairs
Free on street parking on neighbouring streets and pay and display parking on Beach Street
Pet friendly
- Towels and linen are provided
- Wi-Fi access
- Central heating throughout
- Pet charge of £25 per pet per stay
- Small courtyard garden with table and chairs
- High chair and travel cot available on request
- Please note that no coffee pods are provided for the Lavazza coffee machine
- We would respectfully ask that the following house rules are adhered to, to avoid any damages. Should any damages arise please note charges may be taken from your security deposit.
- Please note check out is 10am. Please ensure you vacate on time to allow our housekeepers to enter the property and prepare it for the next guests.
- Smoking is not permitted in the property at any time.
- Please note for insurance purposes the number of guests must not exceed the total occupancy of the house.
- For fire safety reasons please do not use any candles in the property.
- Please be respectful to neighbours. Quiet hours are between 11pm and 9am.
- Parties and loud music are not permitted.
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Deal
Tell-Tale is tucked into the heart of Deal, where the town’s easy coastal rhythm and everyday life unfold at a wonderfully human pace. The seafront is only a short walk away, making spontaneous dips down to the beach, early morning walks by the water or sunset strolls along the promenade part of daily life. This part of Deal feels quietly confident and lived-in, with everything close enough to enjoy without ever feeling rushed.
Wandering through town, you’ll quickly find yourself in Deal’s elegant Georgian streets and thriving independent high street. Rich with character it's home to bakeries, butchers, delis, antiques shops and locally loved cafés. Pubs and restaurants spill gently towards the seafront, offering relaxed places to eat and drink throughout the day. The Blue Pelican is one of our teams favourites, offering Japanese style dining with a view of the sea. Deal Pier draws you out across the water and is always worth a visit, even just for a coffee. Deal Castle and Walmer Castle also sit close by, grounding the town in its long maritime past.
When you feel like exploring further, coastal paths lead north towards Sandwich Bay or south to Kingsdown, opening up wide skies and open views along the shoreline. Deal railway station offers direct services to London in just over an hour and a half, making Tell-Tale a lovely base for both short seaside escapes and longer, slower stays on the Kent coast.
Around the area
A show at the Astor Theatre
An Edwardian arts centre on Stanhope Road with a varied programme of music, theatre and film. A good one for an evening in Deal, whatever the weather, and full of local spirit.
Timeball Tower Museum
A Victorian signalling tower on the seafront, where the timeball still drops on the hour. Four floors of maritime history and smuggling tales, plus views from the top.
The Pop Up Cafe
Spread across a few knocked-together shopfronts on the High Street, The Pop Up Cafe serves homemade sourdough, cheese scones and seasonally changing soups – not to mention some of the best coffee in town!
The Pelican Rooms
A hidden gem tucked above The Blue Pelican on Beach Street, The Pelican Rooms offers facials, massage treatments and so much more in the wellness space. A good one to know for a slower morning in Deal.
Bygga Bo
A little taste of Sweden at Deal’s Saturday market. Bygga Bo bakes cinnamon buns and Fika treats that draw a queue before the stalls have properly opened. A Keepers favourite!
Deal Pier
Kent’s last surviving leisure pier, opened by the Duke of Edinburgh in 1957. Walk its length for sea views, cast a line, or stop at Deal Pier Kitchen at the far end. On a clear day you can see France.
Cycle to Kingsdown
Take the flat coastal path from Deal to Kingsdown, ideal for walking or cycling. Pass Walmer Castle & Gardens, explore Kingsdown’s beautiful beaches and seafront, including The Zetland Arms. Hire bikes locally from Hut 55.
Barkened
Barkened in Deal offers the best for your four-legged friends, and their humans! A beautifully curated independent lifestyle shop, offering handcrafted items, leather accessories and thoughtful gifts. There’s something for everyone, making it a must visit for when you’re Deal.
The Blue Pelican
The Blue Pelican, just behind Deal seafront, serves Japanese-inspired dining, with a cosy restaurant, ramen menu, cellar bar and beautiful views over Beach Street. Grace Dent ‘was smitten with The Blue Pelican’ and we’re sure you will be too.
Golf courses in Kent
Kent boasts championship links golf at Royal St George’s, host of The Open, alongside Prince’s Golf Club, Walmer & Kingsdown and Royal Cinque Ports, offering world-class coastal courses and sweeping sea views.
Deal Castle
Deal has not one but three Tudor castles built by Henry VIII, namely Deal, Walmer and Sandown. The first two you can visit whilst Sandown (of which only a few stones remain) is on the cycle path that follows the coast.
Extras & Experiences
The Beach Sommelier
Add a little something extra to your stay. Paola, The Beach Sommelier, brings her private tastings straight to your cottage. Wines chosen with real knowledge, poured with warmth. From bronze to gold, plus a cheese board if you fancy it. Perfect for a slow evening in.
Arno’s Breakfast Hampers
Add a locally sourced Arno & Co breakfast hamper to your stay, delivered in a branded Arno & Co yellow picnic box with sourdough, fresh Kent eggs, juice, muesli, marmalade, milk, butter and more.
Lucy, Wild Goose
Lucy, from Wild Goose Food, is a trusted local caterer known for vibrant, flavour-led dishes and relaxed, generous dining. Alongside private catering, she is also introducing frozen ready meals for guests, perfect for easy, delicious dining during your stay. The Keepers team have used Lucy on several occasions and we wouldn’t hesitate to recommend her!
Le Pinardier Hampers
We’re excited to introduce you to our good friends at Le Pinardier, the sister business to Frog and Scot. Whether you’re planning a cosy night in or celebrating a special occasion, their hampers are thoughtfully prepared to make your getaway even more memorable.
Pilates by Alice
Pilates by Alice offers tailored, feel-good sessions designed to strengthen, restore and energise. Whether you’re looking for a gentle reset or a more dynamic workout, enjoy expert-led Pilates in a relaxed, supportive setting during your stay.
Wine Garden of England
We work closely with Wine Garden of England to offer our guests private tours and in-house wine tasting of Kent’s finest vineyards and award-winning wine producers. To find out more, please contact the Wine Garden of England team here.
Daoist Internal Arts
Dave Willis, who trained under Bruce Frantzis, is offering lessons in Tai Chi, Qigong, Daoist meditation and breathwork. With over 20 years experience, including 21 years teaching Tai Chi for NHS chronic pain management, this is the perfect way to embrace relaxation during your stay.
Olivia, Just One Cook
Enjoy a bespoke dining experience with Olivia from Just One Cook, a private chef creating fresh, seasonal menus tailored to your tastes. Perfect for special occasions or relaxed evenings, Olivia brings friendly, elegant and restaurant-quality dining to the comfort of your cottage.
Wellness Experiences
Offering wellness treatments such as private sound baths, yoga sessions and reiki treatments, local practitioner Crystal can help you relax, unwind and elevate your stay with a unique wellness experience. All equipment, incluidng mats, blankets and eye pillows can be provided. Email [email protected] or call to book, on 07712267200
Max Nevile
Max Nevile offers friendly & locally made private dining experiences tailored to your stay, from elegant multi-course meals to relaxed, seasonal menus. He also provides a popular fridge-filling service, so you can arrive to beautifully prepared dishes ready to enjoy from the second you arrive.
Fern and Farrow
Fern & Farrow, event chefs, are a fantastic, family-run local catering business based in Bishopsbourne. Known for beautifully prepared, seasonal dishes and a warm, personal approach. Their food celebrates the best of local produce, perfect for relaxed, memorable dining during your stay.
Eat & Mess Cakes
Handcrafted celebration cakes from Eat & Mess for birthdays, anniversaries or special occasions. Beautifully designed and made to order, they can be delivered to your cottage for a memorable, indulgent surprise during your stay.
Dinner with Cal
Callum Grundon, from Dinner With Cal, creates beautifully crafted private dining experiences, with bespoke menus designed around your stay. Expect seasonal and very local ingredients, creative dishes and a warm, personal approach that brings restaurant-quality dining into your cottage.
Lucy, The Aligned Studio
Lucy at The Aligned Studio offers expert-led Pilates and movement sessions designed to strengthen, lengthen and restore. She is based in Deal and with a thoughtful, personalised approach, her classes are perfect for resetting and re-energising during your stay.
Jake Normal
Jake has been cooking for over a decade in UK, France and Mexico. Cutting his teeth in some of London’s best restaurants (Ottolenghi, St John, Sabor and Bubala to name a few) he is now in the kitchen at the Updown Farmhouse in Deal. His food shares both a love for traditional of English, Spanish […]
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